A annoying tiktok girl who's followers 10 year olds and most of them are fake and she has no talent
Charli D'amelio has no talent
When a man fecalizes upon his partners chest and then proceeds to push his turd around with his phallic member as if it were a steamroller.
Jerry sat upon Mary's chest, and gave her a Charlie Steamroller that she would never forget.
A drug that causes loss of intelligence coupled with visions of grandeur while chain smoking.
Dude I just ruined my career and alienated my family. Yeah I'm on drugs. I'm high on Charlie Sheen
A weird TikToker who does dances. She attracts old men and kids. I don't like TikTok. She use to date Lil'Huddie whose name sounds like a rapper, he has skinny legs. SKINNY, VERY SKINNY! I HATE TIKTOK DANCES BUT FOLLOW @Abbooooooo! SHE IS NOT ME NO HATE! FOLLOW @Hazel_Is_My_Bean SHE IS ALSO NOT ME! I FOUND THESE PEOPLE RANDOMLY!
Charlie D'amelio is weird.
Follow other people or else
During sex, throw a load of tuna fish all over your partner's crotch and proceed to ejaculate all over the tuna, (mayonnaise-style). You'd be using tuna because of Charlie the Tuna from the 70's commercials. Then, right before blowing your load, yell out "Sorry Charlie!"
"I was tired of eating chicken so I decided to do a Sorry Charlie to my girlfriend to get my daily intake of fish!"
Charli D’Amelio is a 16 year old girl that makes TikTok videos for her fans. She has a very large following (the largest on the platform actually) As of when I wrote this she has around 60.3 million followers. The TikTok videos she makes are usually dancing with her friends, fans, family, or other Influencers. She is probably one of the least problematic. She is so kind. She was a member of the “Hype House” but left shortly after the breakup she had with Chase Hudson (aka Lilhuddy) who co-founded the house. Charli is friends with other TikTokers like: Addison Rae and Madi Monroe. She also has an older sister named Dixie. That’s all for now about Charli. But my advice is follow her.
No one:
Nobody at all:
Me: “ya know Charli D’Amelio is great.”
It's one hell of a drug
I am on a drug, It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.