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Its a question many children ask their parents. The answer varies depending on they way they want their child to know...
Child: Mommy? Where do babies come from?
Parent: Well Suzie, when one boy fish and a girl fish love each other very much.....
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The one question that every parent dreads to answer for their five year old child.
Since kids at this age are so damn persistant and you can't simply drop it without them bugging the shit out of you for the next twenty hours, parents fabricated this "Stork" story in order to divert the truth about the birds and the bees for another ten years.
Child: Mommy, where do babies come from?
Mom: Well Billy, one day, a stork brought you to us, and we were very happy.
Child: So, I came from a stork?
Mom: That's right. Now go bug your father.
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A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.
When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!
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A band from York, South Carolina. They play heavy metal christian music like MyChildren MyBride and August Burns Red. You can check them out on YouTube on the search engine type (till kingdom come taco4prince) for easy results. These guys also have a Facebook and myspace! Keep in mind, they are an up and coming band so be on the look out for these guys! they are HEAVY!!!
Till Kingdom Come screamo music tkc heavy metal
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Way for gangstaz to assert themselves
Gangsta- "Im coming to you live right now, dem niggas being crazy and Im about to blast a nigga up in dis ho."
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A burger that comes with cranberry sauce
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Walking in a Winter Comes-with-cran Burger, you should try it!"
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An event kind of like a blue moon, something that doesn't happen very often.
An offer that you can't let go cuz it won't be as good of an offer the next time, if it's even there.
A really hot male or female who is way out of your league that you've admired all your life is a little bit tipsy at a party. And suddenly they find you attractive.
Dude, Sheila is all over me.
You better take advantage of that, this is your Black Friday come early.
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