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when you puke into your ex-girlfriends vagina in spite.
"omg sally, corn packed you? HE TOOK YOUR VAGINA'S PUKE VIRGINITY???!!!!" --- OMG CORN PACKING!
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According to Chuggaaconroy in the TheRunawayGuys LP of Pikmin (episode 13), possible slang for pooping on someone's chest.
More practically, an example of very specific slang terms that have little actual purpose as they are incredibly niche or raunchy, yet sound like perfectly rational phrases (like deflower either meaning losing a flower... or sex.)
I just went on a date with my fiance, and let's just say the corn smells nice.
You could say some perfectly reasonable phrase like, I dunno, "the corn smells nice", and someone would tell you "OH MY GOD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!"
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A long, curved shit log that comes out your ass 24 hours after eating a generous portion of corn. It can be placed on your partner's head as a lovely crown fit for a princess.
When the strong fecal aroma filled the room I knew it could only be one thing. Eric displayed a big brown Corn-Studded Tiara on his head. His sexiness was reminiscent of Audrey Hepburn - with shit on top.
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Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.
“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.
annoys me!
It just creams my corn!
It really annoys me! Bothers me!
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1. When a guy masturbates with both hands using a reverse Australian grip while simultaneously using a twisting motion.
2. Giving a girl anal sex, ejaculating in her anus while providing a twisting motion so as to leave a Dairy Queen ice cream style loop as you exit. This takes great skill and a proper diet.
Dude- I gave that (Chicken-head) a Creamy Corn Twister for her birthday, now the bitch won't stop texting me!
having sex with your girl while she has a yeast infection and sticking your dick in her mouth
Man, my bitch was smellin funky last night, so I gave her a corn dog.
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