crap sack

a crap or poop in a sack

yo that girl gut a lot of crap sacks

crap fail

ethan chabots failed attempt at a come back.

when ethan says, & i quote, "but you might have confused that with your cr and the end p, crap fail"

CRAP APPLE

AN CRAB WITH AN 10 SNAPPIS AND IS AN RED LIKE A APPLE

AH CRAP ITS A CRAP APPLE IT WANTS TO DO A SNAP

No crap

1). An incorrect but rather absurd way of saying “no cap”.
2). Something some rude ass person with a bad attitude would say in lieu of saying “no duh”.
3). A state of being without any poop.

Random Zoomer guy: “fr fr this shit straight bussin’ no crap” *plays cringe mumble rap track they heard off TikTok*

Man: “Oh my goodness, Lisa, you’re shirt is a lovely shade of red.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, no crap! Obviously”

Random lady: “I am in a no crap state of being”

Schrodinger's crap

The act of taking a dump and quickly closing the lid before you have time to see whether or not it actually flushed away

"at the party I left a Schrodinger's crap"

Crap Cam

When your GoPro goes where no GoPro should go

Dude caught that crap on the crap cam YES!!! good thing thees are waterproof

Crapping Out

Running your luck until you lose it all.

You better leave the Casino before crapping out.