refrence to someones visual appearance
GIRL1:Wooaaahh how ugly does she look?
GIRL2:Worse than a batch of crap!
when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before
crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"
something you say when something goes wrong so that you don't get in trouble for cursin
Shit
i was playing games and then holy crap-atudde the teacher pops up out of no where
crap-atude a droped my cookie
A play-on for "iambic pentameter," a poetry term describing the lilt of syllables in literature. Commonly used when rappers/hip-hop "artists" throw together words that rhyme, but do not form or allude to a cohesive thought.
"Hey, listen to this new song I wrote, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.Bring me a beer, hey!'"
"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."
This is where you take your own crap after having sex with someone one (only once) and put peanut butter over it. Then you turn it into Sunday. Once your victim wakes up they will he surprised with a great smelly (insta worthy) peanut butter crap Sunday
Hey bro did you beat about the Peanut Butter Crap Sunday that girl got last night? It was crazy