E-Crush

E-Crush, or www.ecrush.com, is a "hookup" site for people between the ages of 13 and 20-something. People create profiles, send notes to other prospects, and try to find people. The real thing of note behind E-Crush, however, is E-Crush Chat, a chatroom for members of the site. You'd expect people who can sign up for a website to have at least a fraction of a brain, but the retards who make up most of the chat apparently have no such thing. The majority of them are ASLers, with the exception of a few people, myself included. If you ever want to see how the American youth population has fallen to new depths, by all means, visit. Look out for DoctorTony or Tony_of_the_Fayth; that's me, one of the rare "humans" who visits the chat. I just might save your life.

Go get a real human. Don't use E-Crush, except maybe for the chat.

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Man Crush

To like a dude if you are another dude.

Wolfe: Hey Commerce, what are you staring at?

Commerce: A picture of Donnie, he is cute

Wolfe: Dude, you have a man crush!

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Bro Crush

Noun: An undying lust to be one's bro/best friend

Stanely: Yo, I have wanted to tell you this for a long time...
Gregory: Yes?
Stanely: I, uh, I have a bro crush on you

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Friend Crush

1. When a person really wants another person to be their friend, it is called a friend crush.
2. When a person really wants to have sex with their close friend.

Usually used with Aquantinces and Inferior Listeners.

I had a friend crush on Karl last night; I couldn't sleep until 2:00AM.

I realized that Melissa is so hot! I think I have a friend crush on her.

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friend crush

When you've known someone for a very long time and you know them very well, and you think you might be starting to becoming interested in them as more than just a friend, so you invest more of your time in the friendship to see where it takes you.

Usually leads to either a deeper friendship, budding relationship, or end of any kind of friendship at all.

Man, I have a total friend crush on Cindy.

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instagram crush

A crush u have on someone only on Instagram and not in person

Hey did u see Jenny on Instagram yeah she's hot in there but in person she's ugly she's only hot in pictures so she's my Instagram crush

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crush fuck

Intense gravity-driven fucking prompted by cloning too many custies.

So I put this the crush fuck on this mudkin at an ohio party and then my dick fell off.

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