Math Daddy

Cutshall

Cutshall is a Math daddy

Daddy Owen

OH MY GOD SO SEXY OMG. He is so very hot and so sexy omg.

Eli: Daddy Owen you are so sexy!
Daddy Owen: I know right

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Scrub daddy

A frickin’ sponge

Brainless guy: “what’s a scrub daddy?” Me: “A sponge. With a smiley face.” Brainless guy: “🧽🙂” Me: “I guess so”

daddy dos

my hardcore one of a kind daddy makes me cum alot

i love my daddy dos

Countdown Daddy

An ugly frail waste of space that ends up hated by anyone they meet.
If they don’t bore you to death first with their incessant bragging or pathetic displays of masculinity.

That bloke Damien is an absolute Countdown Daddy isn’t he?

Grease Daddy

A grease daddy is similar to a sugar daddy, but who instead provides you with hamburgers and other greasy foods instead.

Girl: Hey daddy, I'm craving some Mickey D's. Can you pick me up?
Grease Daddy: Sure baby, I'll be right there!

Ginger Daddy

A daddy who also happens to have red (ginger) hair. Superior to all other daddies.

"Have you met Jack's boyfriend?"
"Yeah, he's a total Ginger Daddy."