Random
Source Code

jack daniels

Sour Whiskey. Served in posh nightclubs and iffy dives around the world. Known for its strong taste, offer it to teenyboppers and watch them retch, convulse, and pass out.

Jack daniels is the only good thing to come out of Tennessee.
Al Gore: Hey! That hurts my feelings, I'm going to go cry on the cover of Rolling Stone, with my horrible, horrible nipples exposed for all the world to see; I really want to be president.

by bobdole September 8, 2003

318πŸ‘ 155πŸ‘Ž


Daniel Jackson

n.

1.) A nerd,dork, or geek who is obviously very attractive to members of the opposite sex and could very easily get laid if he wasn't painfully shy and awkward.

2.) A character on Stargate SG-1 who really needs to stop screwing around and just fuck Vala already.

"Scott, you're such a Daniel Jackson sometimes, you know that?"

"DAMMIT, DANIEL, SHE WAS WEARING A RED FRACKING DRESS AND LAYING ON THE BED! How badly do you need it spelled out for you?!"

by President Laura Roslin August 10, 2005

56πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Daniel Park

A boy that get's practically every girl, even more than his friend who's name is Duckyy. He has chunky meaty legs and can beat you in a race.

Fuck bro, that chick that you liked likes Daniel Park.

by Duckyy_ April 14, 2020

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Danielle McCarthy

Most AMAZING girl you will ever meet. She is shy, beautiful, nice, funny, and all around amazing. But she doesn't know it. She is amazing and anyone would be lucky to date her.

Person: Danielle your beautiful inside and out
Danielle McCarthy: No I'm not
Person: Yes you are let me help you to see that you are

by Edog117 May 16, 2013

19πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


daniel larusso

one of the cutest, hottest, most attractive karate boys of all time. he’s also johnny cade in the outsiders (rip johnny cade). tbh he could put a ring on my finger. in cobra kai he’s kinda annoying but that’s not the point cuz when he was young he was a hottie. anywayssss in-conclusion he is my bae and he’s a god at karate

daniel larusso is the hottest man alive.

by Hugle ism January 22, 2021

25πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


daniel boone

When you take a shit in the woods (forest) and then use the leaves from the plants to wipe your ass.

dude I just had to take a daniel boone in the dark. I hope that wasn't poison oak.

there wasn't a bathroom for miles so I had to take a daniel boone.

by rainydaystranger August 10, 2012

25πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Elijah Daniel

Gay

You are very Elijah Daniel

by ItzShanaynayBitch October 7, 2017

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž