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1. An English television antiques expert, well known for his unatural orange-brown tan and catchphrases such as "Cheep as chips" and "Bobby Dazzler". Often refered to as "The Duke".
2. Verb, To spead your partners arse-cheeks apart and rub your face in their un-wiped ring piece. The shit smeared across your face will give you a "tan" similar to that of the Duke himself.
David Dickinson: This really old piece of want is a real bobby dazzler!
Your face looks/ smell funny, you been for a David Dickinson
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A Co-founder of Roblox. Erik Cassel is way better tbh. There's also a 90% chance you don't know that.
Person A: Who's the founder of Roblox?
Person B: Idk
Person A: David Baszucki!
Person B: Wait what?
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Probably the biggest steroid user Red Sox history.
His body is so fucked up from 'roids to the point that he can't even play first base.
David Ortiz didn't do shit for years in Minnesota. Then he goes to Boston and starts belting HRs left and right. Can you say steroids?
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A type of maths teacher, originating in the S.E of England
What in bit-david's name are you doing?
It's a parabola, bit-david
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David Guetta is a French house producer, singer and DJ. Originally a DJ at nightclubs during the 1980s and 1990s, he co-founded Gum Productions and released his first album, Just a Little More Love, in 2001. Later, he released Guetta Blaster (2004) and Pop Life (2007). His 2009 album One Love included the hit singles "When Love Takes Over" (featuring Kelly Rowland), "Gettin' Over You" (featuring Chris Willis, Fergie & LMFAO) and "Sexy Bitch" (featuring Akon), the latter becoming a top five hit in the US and all three reached #1 in the UK. He has worked with a variety of pop and hip-hop artists including Akon, Chris Willis, Kelly Rowland, Lil' Wayne, Kelis, Madonna, Kid Cudi, Estelle, Fergie, Amy Palmer, K'naan, will.i.am, LMFAO, Dane Bowers, Flo Rida, Shakira, Julie Mcknight and apl.de.ap.
David Guetta is featured on the song Memories by Kid Cudi
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Daddy dobrik is one mother trucking daddy hes the best
I need a daddy david dobrik in my life
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A student at The Gilbert School in Winsted, CT. His dick is broken because his platypus vomited on it, so he has to use his fingers. He traveled with Mrs. Elliott and Maggie, and he saw many vaginas.
I'm pretty DUMPLY/SPICY in math, so it took me only SEVENTEEN minutes to figure out the answers. “These problems are easy!” I told him. “Use your DICK.”
“It's broken!” he said. “I think my PLATYPUS VOMITED over it.”
“Then you'll just have to use your fingers!” I suggested SWIFTLY. (This was a mad lib involving David O'Brien)
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