devil's abicus

someone, typically of Asian descent, who plays the role of devil's advocate in an discussion about mathematics.

Bob: "The theory of relativity is the most mathematically correct theory"

Ng: "But what if it isn't?"

Bob: "Shut up, devil's abicus."

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Devil's Gravy

The foulest, most pungent, sloppy wet excreta found in a nappy.

I swear that nappy was filled with the devil's gravy.

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Devil Time

The Devil shivers when a nice guy loses his temper.

Heisen is bout to go Devil time ;)

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Devil Smurf

A mischievous blue sprite that should not be crossed. Gain the trust of this man and your world will forever be altered. Cross him and your universe will crumble in your very hands. Beware of his charms…they will lure you to his dark side with lusty desires. Once you’ve been subjected to his enchantments, it is useless to resist.

Devil Smurf fills you with strange appetites.

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Racing the Devil

Racing the Devil...To the toilet. Diarrhea situation.

I had Two frozen burritos with extra Cholula hot sauce before I went to bed last night. I will be Racing the Devil to the bathroom before this safety meeting is over this morning.

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The Devil's Uno

The Devil's Uno- The reading of Tarot Cards.

Her Tarot Carding Reading suggested her life sucked but, as she reached for another Oreo high as a motherfucker, she remained unfazed as she knew her life was rad and a game of The Devil's Uno would not convince her otherwise.

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devil fish

A person who wants an eight pack but can't get it.

"You're a fucking devil fish Josh."

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