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The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.
Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.
Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.
Aaron: Thanks bro
A really sticky dildo stuck on carpet
"Last night Johnny got carpet-dildo what a loser"
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who needs shower sex when u have natural dildos
Skeletal dildos that are demonic
I love demonic skeletal dildos!
The girls version of destroy dick december.
Ohh I’m so naughty, I have to do the destroy dildo December right now.
Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.
Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’
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