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An asshole of a person that has for so long stewed in their own fetid juices of bitterness that they become the ultra douche," a douche pickle."
jay: How bad do you think that george was picked on in highschool?
ed: Ihave a feeling that hes been ridiculed his entire life. hes so bitter. what a douche pickle.
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(n.) a derogatory term for a person who is acting in a manner of immaturity or utter ignorance. For example, someone who is asking questions that have already been answered and are just slowing down production in doing so is a douch-ass.
philip: ok, so for the routine, we'll take 3 steps, flank left, and do a spin down. then we're finished.
teddy: ok, but what do you want us to do AFTER we step out 3 steps?
joan: (while shaking her head in disbelief of the utter stupidity) god, what a douch -ass.
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like a dutch oven, but with a new name.
farting in the bed, and trapping somebody else under the covers.
we trapped zoe under the covers and gave her a douch oven.
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(Noun) a vaporizer that is smoked in replacement of cigarettes, a douchey looking smoking apparatus
1) I'm so happy this douche flute has made me stop smoking cigarettes
2) Mind if I douche flute?
3) anyone have any new douche flute juices for my douche flute?
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The style of casual brown flip flops commonly worn by douchebags, fratboys, Jack Johnson, etc.
I found that my plaid shorts and pink polo shirt went quite well with a pair of douche flops.
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1) a used condom
2) a really annoying retard
3) someone who comes to a club usually wearing a wife beater, baggy jeans and sunglasses, even though its pitch black.
4) a vaginal cleaner
1) that dude left his douche bag on the couch!! GROSS
2) fuck get that douche bag out of here he's such a retard!
3) here come he douche bags again. ohh fuck look what there wearing, thats no surprise, lets go beat the shit outta them!
4) i gotta use my douche bag really quick hold on
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Actions, ideals, or opinions displayed by or associated with those of a douche-bag.
The idea that welfare programs will help the poor get back on their feet, rather than keeping them dependant on the government, is nothing more than liberal douche-baggary.
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