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when someone gets drunk and decides to place flower pots in the middle of the road waiting for cars to hit them then gets arrested and starts cussing out the police officer.
Timmy was drunk planting last night.
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A slum is a high population dense urban area with a low standard of living. ghetto, hood. Being slum drunk is finding your inner gangsta while being trashed off your ass.
Shit! That hood rat was throwin up some gang signs, she was so slum drunk!
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One who becomes so intoxicated that he/she can no longer function like a normal human Being. ieDifficulty speaking, lack of vision, slow inconstant blinking, swaying, impromtu smiling.
"What are you up to tonight dude?"
"Well, i had a shit of a day. So I will be getting Schoolboy Drunk tonight"
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A person that is so intoxicated that they cannot manage to put words together, only sounds. i.e. R2D2
"Curtis was Android Drunk after the Huslter party. He could no longer put a sentence together just robot like sounds".
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Someone who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, mainly vodka, and gets so drunk they end up blacking out and puking at some point. During this trance, a doll may dance dirty, lose their drinks, buy more alcohol after getting theirs taken away, stumble home, run friends into the wall, talk to trash cans and express their feelings to them, runs to the toilet/trash can to puke guts out and eventually passes out. The next morning they must down a bunch of mountain dew to get rehydrated and feel sick the rest of the day.
I was such a drunk doll last nite.
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The cognitive process an extremely enebriated individual uses when they:
(1) chose to do something very strange or stupid.
(2) pass words of wisdom or ideas to those around them that really aren't wise or interesting and most of the time, don't even make sense at all.
I'm waiting in line at a bar with my boyfriend, and another couple. I know the bar and bouncers so they allowed us to wait in the VIP line. My boyfriend's friend, who is btw already completely hammered, turns around to a random guy behind him and says with eyes fully bulged and drool dripping from his mouth:
"I'm wayyy knarlier than you bro". For no reason, and was laughing hysterically... In a really creepy not funny way, I thought there was going to be a fight... But...
The bouncer sees this other VIP (who he knows) is being harassed by someone I was vouching for, and announced that I could come in but the guy we brought couldn't enter the bar. So we left because his mind told him to announce his "knarliness" in a state of drunk-logic to a stranger who really just looked extremely confused.
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the life of the party who also happens to fuck up alot of shit at the party
Town Drunk usually has a good time until he/she knocks a vase over
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