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When someone very close to you (maybe family related), makes
you think their trust worthy and then they fuck up and end up hurting you,so their too mofo to admit to the shit they committed....and then your fucking forced to probably forgive their punk ass
Monkly: "where the fuck is Fredrick ."
(the pigeon)
Jhon-luc: "idk?"
Monkly: "you better fucking find him when your thirty year old punk as gets home!"
Jhon-luc: (attempt's to lei)
Monkley: (give a death stare leading straight to the gates of fucking hell)
*silence in the room*
John-luc: "ja, I was just making a snack and then he flew...and jumped on the floor..then..."
Monkley: (snaps and told him the fuck off )..."your a dumb ass cousin, I hope you swollow 17 fucking flies in your sleep."
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1. When a person (male or female) wants something rediculous that there is absolutely no point in having.
J: So what does your girlfriend want now?
L: Oh a GMC Denali AWD with a 6.2l v8 and 20in alloy wheels.
J: OMG WTF? For a commuter?
L: Yea... its a Dumb Cunt Wish. But you know she is going to get it.
J: Man that's a Dumb Cunt Wish for sure.....
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Large male with small to non-exsistant brain. Often seen lifting heavy things, looking confused at the printed word and taking girls from Downers Grove South to his homecoming.
I can't believe that guy is squating 800 lbs! Whatever, the big dumb animal is going to give himself hemmrhoids.
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Inspired by the movie "Dumb and Dumber " when Jim Carrey's character gives Jeff Daniels character a large amount of laxatives to ruin a date. It lead to Daniels sitting on the toilet talking a very noisy, smelly shit. Dumb and Dumber shits often come after a thunderous stomach growl in which the person knows it is time to get to the toilet.
"That mexican food was great last night, but I feel a "Dumb and Dumber Shit" coming on."
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This phrase is used when either someone, or a group does something stupid.
Person 1: Shoot... I just shredded my entire lifetime of documents.
Person 2: LOL @ THE DUMB CREW
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said or done something incredibly stupid
so my brotha said "man i feel like i can fly" and i said to him "nah u dumb boi"
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