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Calling someone out on their clothes/shoes.
(bob) "Hey check out my new shoes.
(Jeff )"Dust em off"
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Man did you see her crop dust a cripple?
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An amazing game with a main character (Dust) who has lost his memory and fights his way through platformer-like levels to reach the end. Also has a great soundtrack.
Me: Yoooo let's play Dust An Elysian Tail.
Women :How the hell did you get in my house?
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Farting while walking but in a large group. It helps if you go to lunch with coworkers at a Mexican place and each person eats an epic portion of beans. When you get back to the office after lunch, walk with the same group and corporately crop dust entire departments / multiple office cubicles. Can also be applied in elevators, other small enclosed rooms, moving escalators, and more.
Hello, yes, is this HR? I would like to file a complaint. The IT department came by after lunch and performed a corporate crop dusting in our area. It's like the bomb at Hiroshima or something!
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parmesan ball dust is the product of scrapping cheesy like residue off of the under side of a nut sack and letting it dry and age till it is in the form of a dust.
would you like some parmesan ball dust with you spaghetti?
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To jerk off so many times in a day you barely cum anything.
Oh, man. I was so bored yesterday, at the end of it I was coughing up dust.
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"That powder, called Blue Moon Dust, is an extremely rare dust that can be gotten only from twin pixies that have been born at midnight during a blue moon."
Side affects include-
"It did not just change his appearance, it actually turned him back into his old self. He will remember nothing that happened to him after the age of 16. However, there is a downside to this Blue Moon Dust. It literally divides the evil from the good in a person. What we have here is the good half. His evil side is still out there, which is why we must go on with the plan."
it makes you lie, bleed out of your anus, have uncontrollable diareah, and call everyone who brings blue moon dust up 'jackie'. you will also have an uncontrollable urge to eat chneider dogs. and you have to be called a "mannibal cowflag"
"OH I GUESS YOU DIED FROM ANAL BLEEDING BECAUSE OF THE BLUE MOON DUST, DIDN'T YOU? I WARNED YOU ABOUT IT, BUTTT NOOOO! I GUESS YOU CAN JUST EAT SOME MORE CHNEIDER DOGS, MANNIBAL COWFLAG!!"
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