the biggest uber noob to ever live
dylan mcintyre
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Bob Dylan, aka Robert Zimmerman, is easily the best musican on the planet. Heavily influenced by folk singer Woody Guthrie, he has made a name for himself as probably THE best songwriter of all time. He has written hundreds of songs, each one completely relevant to our lives. Also, he is easily the most humble celebrity, but considering his immense talent, even if he were arrogant, we would all put up with it because he is that good. Dylan's music is passionate, heart wrenching, joyful, spiritual and dark. He was also friends with cool people like Allan Ginsberg and the Beatles. Sung Blowin in the Wind to Pope John Paul II.
How many deaths will it take till he knows that too many people have died?
Bob Dylan is better than John Lennon.
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Dylan Bradish is a hardcore gangster from the hood, he rolls with the regulators and is the most hardest G out there. He is an italian irish gangster from Boston. He bangs and works all day in the hood. He is one nigga you dont want to fuck with.
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A man with nuts so fat you can hear them slap together as he gets up from fukin your girl. He is your sexy brochacho and will give you big sloppy tΓΈppy without even asking.
Tyler Joeseph: Woah, did you hear the nuts on that Dylan cox guy in the section right next to the stage?
Josh Dunn:
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Man with who's dick I would love to suck "trayshawn" it's so huge if only he was gay like me I would love to gobble his balls like a vacuum
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