Idkk if your name is will but if it is you consume your teddies
Teddy-eater : NOm nOM
The pet store:
That’s our fish..
A table eater usually takes the name dean after falling on to a table and smashing his teeth
Omg did you see that guy smashing his teeth of the table he's such a table eater
Someone who pretends to be or thinks they are obsessed with something, but is actually not.
"You say you're a star wars fan, yet you've never seen one movie. You're such a Bone Eater."
A concept, idea, project, etc. that is so confusing, it leads the habitual pencil biter to skip biting the unfortunate number two, and go straight to eating it.
"Hey, y'know this question's a real pencil-eater, it's been stumping me for weeks!"
"This project's such a pencil-eater, you mean to tell me I need how many sources for it? I can't even find one! Who wrote this textbook anyway?!"
"Man, adobe choosing to trick its customers into a year long subscription sure is a real pencil-eater! It's like they wanted a lawsuit or something!"
A very cool person, really gay and likes singing, raging adhd. Performer Cus they like to show off😢 will forever sell their soul for KURMPAT and craig😢 get yourself a metal eater.
Someone who does way too much psychedelics, acid in particular (eating entire sheets of blotter.) Usually delusional, egotistical, and retarded.
Guy 1: “You need to go on a spiritual journey to awaken your third chakra, man.”
Guy 2: “Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You sound like a total sheet eater right now.”
Where you poop in a girl’s mouth while having sex
When we where having sex I pulled out the Dixieland dirt eater