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The inability to post anything potentially objectionable or politically incorrect to your facebook account out of fear that your boss or co-worker may see it and exact retribution or blackmail.
"Man, I would like to post this article about why marijuana should be decriminalized, but I can't because my boss could see it and then, there goes my promotion". "Dude, you're facebook cockblocked, for real".
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As almost all teens are addicted to facebook these days, a relationship is only legit if it is facebook official: when you update your status on facebook to "in a relationship"; its a huge-o slap in the face when you're supposedly dating someone but they don't make it known via facebook
Girl to her boyfriend: "we aren't facebook official! Do you wanna break up or something? Are you ashamed of me?!" Boyfriend: "god jenny you're so hormonal!" (for further usage, visit your local high school)
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When someone likes a person and they go to their Facebook profile to look at pictures of them and read about them they become a Facebook Stalker
-hey man, why are you always hanging on that girls' facebook profile?
-I'm not always on her profile!
-yes man! You are a real Facebook Stalker!
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Someone with whom you converse on a semi-regular basis via Facebook, but almost never in person. Should you legitimately meet said acquaintance face-to-face, neither one of you will act as if you know or have ever talked to the other.
-Hey Gil, are you ever gonna get the cahones to ask Katie out?
-Nah, I don't know how to approach her and talk to her for real. We're only Facebook acquaintances.
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When using facebook mobile and attempting to search for someone, accidentally posting their name as your status. Even more embarrassing when it's someone you hardly know.
"I was facebook stalking this girl and when I went back to my wall I'd made a Facebook Blunder"
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A person who is addicted to poasting, status commenting, and lurking on the social networking site FaceBook.
-Such people have been known to spend hours every day scanning the "News Feed" and commenting on how good their friends look in new pictures.
Being the FaceBook Aholic she is, Shkurta can be found most hours of the day updating her profile and will even visit FaceBook when she gets the chance at school.
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A person who has a facebook account, but never uses it.
"Hey Jim, is Fred on vacation or something? I haven't seen him on facebook for weeks."
"Nah man, Fred's just a facebook stoic. Ya fuckin' facebook stalker."
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