A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
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When you punch someone in the shoulder and at the same time yell "Fist Five"
"Dude why did you just punch me?"
"i didn't i gave you a fist five"
Two dudes with beards. One giving head. In the bathroom of a club on jersey shore
Woah. Did you hear... John and Sean were doing the bearded fist pump at the club last night
when three girls get so utterly fucked up and keep blacking out, that the fist come out to play. the fist(s) hulk smash the vaginal vaginal cavity until your intestines are all jumbled up.
1. taydum’s cat hurt after a long night of fist blasting
2. kurty gently drifted off from blacking out, then was awoken by a double fist blasting from brooke
Where a male/female inserts their fist into another persons anal cavities
I was anally fisting his/hers bum