clouds in my coffee

theres someone else in your sex; your man/woman has a shawty on the side

"damn, theres clouds in my coffee. i guess i'll have to find a new man since he is double dipping."

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Warm up my coffee

A lie to tell someone when you want/need to sneak off to have a cigarette or to get an extra break from work or any activity.

Kenny, would you mind watching my line so i can go warm up my coffee?

You broke the coffee pot

When you go to bed past your bedtime enough days in a row that no amount of coffee can bring you pass the point of zombie.

“Man, you look like you broke the coffee pot.” “Yeah, I haven’t slept more than three hours a night working on this damn project.”

Tea, Coffee, Let's dance?

the USSRic phrase the proposal to the girl to meet the evening together, to friend closer, not hint the sex (but someone maybe kept in mind).

Tea or Coffee is the main variants of decorous drinking, and that means that decorous girl get all the variants and the result of proposal are maximun variable, maximum successfull. "lets dance" is the variant of decorous closeness

- Hey, Jane, what r u doing after classes?
- i dont know...nothing
- come to me?
-...
- Tea, coffee, let's dance?
-Okay) But know, i am decorous
- I am too...

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coffee 3

What you get if you let someone sleep over at your house so they can play video games.

I don't think it's a good thing.

"Can I sleep over at your house to play video games?" "What will you give me?" "Sex?" "no" "Sexual Favors?" "no" "coffee" "no" "coffee 3" "...what?"

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cotton mouth coffee beans

When you smoke with a chocolate flavored blunt wrap and have nothing to drink.

Stoner 1 and Stoner 2 toke a fat chocolate flavored blunt...
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.

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Niggas Gaming And Coffee Lounge

Niggas Gaming And Coffee Lounge Is A Place In Pee Pee Island Only Black People Are Allowed. And White People Pay For A Membership We Know it's not Ideal. Gaming For Free And Tons of cheap tasting coffee

Brayden: Im Bored Should We Go To Niggas Gaming And Coffee Lounge
Carson: Hell Yeah

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