Blowing your junk in her face then sprinting off the bed, out of the room, through the front door and back to your apartment as fast as humanly possible- backwards.
I can't believe how much ground you covered running backwards during your French Victory.
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When a guy fucks a girl with his balls while he spanks the monkey and pops on her stomach. He then dips his balls in the jizz and has her lick it off.
Estel went over to Sal's house for a pastrami reubin, but ended up getting a French Dip instead.
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A Frenchmen with spanish backround...often annoying, and big headed...
women unblieveably find them attractive yet anyone with a brain would leave them on the side of the road...
Hey you french spic, so pour some maple surup on your taco...
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Cunnilingus. Especially when performed between sunrise and 12pm.
That French Breakfast sure was a hearty one. Next time, let's have Belgian.
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Unfriendly description of the appalling John Kerry. See Chiraqistan, nation of weasels.
The French looking one and the Breck girl, two asshole buddies, are traveling around the country looking for dumb shits to vote for them.
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The French Astronaut is when a man sticks his balls between a woman's butt cheeks while another sucks his dick.
"Man I totally gave those two chicks a ride on the French Astronaut last night!
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Whenever you do something stupid or dumb you say i'm french in a crazy/dumb way.
friend: why the hell did you just stand there and do nothing?!
Me: euuuhmmm i'm french!
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