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The act of inserting the claw end of a hammer into your lovers anus, and then furiously yanking upward, thus mimicking the fresh churning of butter in the mid 19th century.
Paul was getting the Paul-Peen Hammer from David when things got out of hand, and a window was broken when the hammer slipped out of David's hands.
The act of taking a poop in a bathroom urinal and getting rejected for future use of a bathroom. Also can be treated as an item depending on the shape of the dookie.
There was only one stall in the bathroom, but the urinal was open so I had to drop a mud monkey in that instead. Unfortunately I got the bathroom ban hammer.
A position wherein the woman is standing on her head and the man is standing above her thrusting downward while having sex.
OMG! YES BABY!! GIVE IT TO ME JACK-HAMMER STYLE!!!
Basically to get shit faced or unbelievably drunk. To get hammered.
Damn, its been almost 3 weeks since I put on a good hammer.
A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.
“Did you hear what Greg did?
I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.
That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”
**requires a "little person" (midget)
The act of wearing a horsehead mask, taking a whole box of laxativs, and supergluing a hammer, handle up, to your back. You then put on an adult diaper, and your parnet lubes up the hammer's handle, then slowly slides down onto the handle until it is fully inside their asshole. You then buck, and run around as they try to stay on you. Whoever shits first has to suck the other one off.
I met a little person at a bar last night...totally did a Mongolian Hammer Jockey, and I won!
to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.
Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.