Al-Block

The distance of a normal city block multiplied by 10.

A mall is two Al-Blocks from my house.

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Dog Blocked

When your dog gets in the way of a session with the Mrs.

The other night things were heating up and we got dog blocked by that damn mutt.

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cod-block

A person who steals your kill at key moments in any call of duty or online FPS game, and gets full credit for said kill.

Mike: Dude, this guy just stole my kill! WHAT A FREAKING COD-BLOCKER!!!!!!!

Damon: hahaha pwnd

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clock block

When someone is sitting in class so that they block your view of the clock. You can't check the time without leaning over conspicuously and the teacher noticing

Bryn: Dude that guy was totally clock blocking me, Mr. Richards noticed me looking at the time and kept us for another five minutes.

Oliver: Man I hate clock blockers

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boob block

The act of one woman ruining another woman's chances for achieving something. The feminine version of cock blocking.

Amy was so jealous of Jenny, she totally boob blocked her from scoring free concert tickets.

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Botox blocked

Any one person who has had some kind of facial altering surgery that has limited the movements of the face such as lipo, botox, etc.

She can barely move her mouth to chew
becuase shes botox blocked.

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cock block

To prevent one using one's cock in the manner that one desires.

Neutering Antoine, the cute cute cat, was the ULTIMATE cock block.

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