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Fat pikey
Fat pikeys. They are naturally fat, well built 'ish'. They are also gypsies they borrow everything and never pay there own phone bill. They are always short of cash but when they have it it's in great amounts and is spent on fags, booze and weed. They are funny and kind but never crash fags. They own a lot of cool stuff which is 78% of the time broken, fucked or stolen. They are usually found smoking in there room and trying to get there pile of shit xbox to work (they usually revert to there caveman self and try hitting it) They are also found in there caravan or at a friends. it will usually be Trainwreck's house. 68% of the time they do a lot of agricultural work and seem to never get paid. All in all FatPikey is a nice guy who is not at all reliable but are very useful to have in your life and all in all a great friend.
Guy 1: That guy is a cool guy but he didn't crash me a fag and has taken half my xbox games
Guy 2: what do you expect he's a Fat Pikey
a really fat person that can run really fast
My friend is hyper fat and he won the marathon
clothes you change into after after a humongous meal, like Thanksgiving, because you've eaten too much, your clothes are tight, and you feel fat.
Ugggh girlfriend, I wish I brought my "fat clothes" that was a big Thanksgiving meal.
The wetness that excretes from a fat person's skin, leaving there body slippery and disgusting.
1. "Whoa, Joe really has some fat grease on him."
2. When you touch a fat person's arm it always feels cold and wet, that's fat grease.
A fat person who cant move or stand up ...... well only when they are licking the cheeto cheese off their fingers
that fat ass is so fat i bet it takes him 35 mins to find MR. happy
A boy with abnormally large tits, usually not well rounded, but pointy. (see moobs)
sean lavelle goes to the market to deliver the milk
this is the term commonly used for the guy who is willing to "take one for the team" and hook up with the fat ugly friend that is usually blocking a much hotter and skinnier woman.
fat blockers are usually very non-discriminate and have a lower than average tolerance for alcohol, thus making the fatter ladies appear more attractive.
Every man should have a fat blocking friend.
guy 1: "I need a fat blocker before I make my move. Where did Brian go? He's the best fat blocker in town."