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A shower consisting of two or more people. It is usually a device that's used to legitimize having sex in the shower. Saving water has never been so fun.
Guy: That's so cool that you spend a summer in Japan saving dolphins. You know I'd be willing to take an Eco Shower with you if you'd want to save the environment a little more.
Girl: Ok! Anything to save the Earth!
Semen that ends up floating around on the shower floor on its way down the drain.
I can't wait until my girlfriend moves in so I can stop sending shower jellyfish.
I need a girlfriend so I can stop slipping on shower jellyfish.
Beating you meat while in the shower
"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"
Shower meditation is the easiest way to get your mind into the Alpha stage. Just close your eyes and let the water renew you in mind and body. This is done standing up unless you shower sitting or don't have balance enough to shower with your eyes closed. However, it does work best when eyes are completely closed and you rely on the other senses to find the soap and shampoo. Shower Meditation is perfect for those who can't relax enough for conventional meditating.
This Lavender mint oil is perfect for my shower meditation.
Aroma therapy is good for shower meditation.
when you shower with another person, stood back to back and rotating like a kebab
We’ll see you in a minute, just going for a kebab shower!
A person who crys or complains so much or so often that they can literally take a shower using their own tears.
John Doe is crying again...looks like its time for another Snider Shower.