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A person who is either unable or unwilling to receive an Internet connection at home, forcing them to travel to public places with free Wi-Fi in order to get online.
If you go to any Freebirds you can see the internet refugees sitting in the corner with their laptops.
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The act of intentionally getting yourself banned from a website or forum.
Man, you can't go around posting the f-word everywhere, that's internet suicide!
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A guy who frequents the internet just for sex hook -up's and has no interest in a relationship of any kind except sex. To them the internet becomes a tool to a giant black book or a bordello to get some action from as many as they can.
Eg:These women are dumbshits they think I want a relationship because my profile says so but i really want to be is an internet casanova and just have fun. After im done with my booty call ill check my emails for new girls.
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The blood we shed voluntary from the 26 veins of our laptops onto the Internet, the blood that leaves behind permanent stains on the carpets of our lives, permanent scars upon our reputations--our entire life stories and livelihoods serving as transfusions overfilling the veins that pump our vanity, delude us into believing our Facebook status amounts to more than 2 shits and a misfired cumshot that missed a face and hit the wall behind it. Privacy is a relic of the past, and everyone has to use the Internet, so be careful what you post. It's irremovable ink, and it can come back to bite you in the ass at any time.
Me: "You just wasted your life on the internet trying to convince people that you're someone. But you're unemployed, pissed your tuition on Natural Ice and have joined the endless ranks of manure for brains late 20/early 21st century Westerners living inside a cyber space galaxy, far, far, away."
-Jagoff of my generation: "I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about."
-Me: "Yeah, me neither. I'm a drug addict."
-Jagoff of my generation: "Urban Dictionary says you have to include the word you're defining in this example box."
-Me: "Why?"
Jagoff of my generation: "I dunno."
-Me: "Ok. Internet Ink."
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A state of being far more mad about something than one should be.
Derived from the fact that anything on the internet should not piss you off to the point of wasting your energy on it.
The first impression of this word is that it indicates that the person's pissed-offedness is more serious than average, but in reality it indicates that the pissed-off person is the only one taking the matter seriously. These are usually the kind of people who believe the internet is serious business.
I was a tiny bit pissed that the bus was 15 minutes late, but George was INTERNET pissed, and was about ready to kick the bus driver in the teeth.
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The Internet browsing equivalent of a dried-up phallus rotting at the bottom of a well full of century-old semen and piss.
Internet User 1: "Do you use Internet Explorer?"
Internet user 2: "Do I look like a bag of used tampons to you?"
Internet User 1: "Uh.. no...?"
Internet User 2: "There's you're answer. Now get back on your knees, I still have 20 more minutes."
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Someone who Tries to creep someone else out using phrases such as "The hills never sleep" Etc.
Joey: The clowns never smile
Ben: ???
Joey: The butcher never blinks
Ben: You're an Internet Clince!
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