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Sticking raw spaghetti in your ass and then sticking it into boiling water so it becomes soft. Then you can wag it like a tail.
It's crazy how Tommy went to the store with his mom for the pasta. He's gonna use it for the Italian Stallion.
The act of cutting a Italian horses cock off and rubbing it in marinara sauce and stuffed with melted cheese. Proceed to shove it up your partner and when you ejaculate the melted cheese will come out. Meatballs are optional of course.
My girlfriend loves horses so I gave her the Italian stallion.
When you pee in someone’s butt. A pee enema.
NOT a natural solution to constipation.
“I was constipated, so my boyfriend gave me an Italian butt flush. That was a mistake.”
Getting a blowjob while eating a slice of pizza
I was so hungry and horny I just needed a the italian sunset
when a girl is on her period and she puts her period blood in a wineglass, then a guy dips his dick in the blood and the girls sucks it off
Oh my i got the best italian wineglass last night
When someone sucks Nutella off of your balls while rubbing ice cubes on your nipples.
Bro, she tried giving me an Italian Chocolate Freezie last night. It was different... But I do recommend.
Having Nutella sucked off of ones nuts while ice cubes are rubbed on the nipples.
Bob: Janet tried the Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: Hard to come when your balls are covered in chocolate.