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Chocolate Jesus

President Obama. Makes reference to his skin color (black, or "chocolate"), and his status with his followers and the main stream media as an almost messiah-like figure, dispite evidence that he is, in fact, merely another politician.

"Enough about Obama, you'd think this guy is some kind of chocolate jesus the way people hype him."

by fatmandive January 27, 2009


jesus christ

a bad ass hippy. seriously, think about it, he whore sandles all the time, he had long ass hair and a beard, and he talked about peace and harmony. he was the idle tree hugger.

jesus christ is a stoner

by brooksy2410 May 20, 2007


Jesus Fish

A poser christians justification to cut people off and drive like assholes.

Dude, he's got a Jesus Fish, he just cut me off. WTF!

by angelwarrior55 March 08, 2006


Raptor Jesus

our lord and the only protection against pedobear

OH NO ITS PEDOBEAR!
dont worry raptor jesus is here to save us! hooray!

by xXwafflez_no_jutsuXx April 26, 2010


Jesus Beam

Holy Beam of Light shooting down from the Heavens, normally as Shibuya's Composer's main method of attack.

Dude, did you just see Joshua use a Jesus Beam??

by shadowray7 December 19, 2008


jesus juice

all alc mixed together

grabb all tht shit dude we are making jesus juice

by jammers1001 December 31, 2008


Jesus Fist

the name of the order of neo-fascist christian theocracy based on dominionism that will certainly arise in america after a few more terrorist attacks.

a modern christian military theocracy

better get saved and get with Jesus Fist - or you'll be declared an unsaved blaspheme and put down like a rabid dog.

we can't go out after 8pm - Jesus Fist curfew is in effect.

the last I saw him he was wearing a turbin - then the Jesus Fist came and took him away.

by Ruiner Severhead December 05, 2007