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President Obama. Makes reference to his skin color (black, or "chocolate"), and his status with his followers and the main stream media as an almost messiah-like figure, dispite evidence that he is, in fact, merely another politician.
"Enough about Obama, you'd think this guy is some kind of chocolate jesus the way people hype him."
a bad ass hippy. seriously, think about it, he whore sandles all the time, he had long ass hair and a beard, and he talked about peace and harmony. he was the idle tree hugger.
jesus christ is a stoner
A poser christians justification to cut people off and drive like assholes.
Dude, he's got a Jesus Fish, he just cut me off. WTF!
our lord and the only protection against pedobear
OH NO ITS PEDOBEAR!
dont worry raptor jesus is here to save us! hooray!
Holy Beam of Light shooting down from the Heavens, normally as Shibuya's Composer's main method of attack.
Dude, did you just see Joshua use a Jesus Beam??
the name of the order of neo-fascist christian theocracy based on dominionism that will certainly arise in america after a few more terrorist attacks.
a modern christian military theocracy
better get saved and get with Jesus Fist - or you'll be declared an unsaved blaspheme and put down like a rabid dog.
we can't go out after 8pm - Jesus Fist curfew is in effect.
the last I saw him he was wearing a turbin - then the Jesus Fist came and took him away.