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Naked jump rope guy

A guy who entertains people by jumping rope naked so they can see his pecker floping up and down.

Lets go see that naked jump rope guy.

by Deep blue 2012 March 24, 2010

20πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Jump through my ass

Used primarily in the military as a term similar to "jump through hoops."

A long arduous bureaucratic process.

Man, I had to jump through my ass to get stationed in San Diego

by SFMC May 24, 2009

17πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Ur mom jumping on wood

This means ur mom having sex on an erect penis. Very informal.

Henry- ur mum
Peter- ur mom jumping on wood
Henry- I’ll look that up in the urban dictionary

by IKEA is great October 19, 2021


jumping jesus on a pogo stick

astonished, flabergasted, surprised

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

by Selur livid March 25, 2015


Jump me like a kangaroo

To have sex with a girl on top, who forcefully jumps up and down.

β€œThere’s so much we have yet to do, now jump me like a kangaroo!” -L. D. Avidan

by TTom1000000 September 27, 2018


Jesus bungee-jumping Christ

A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.

"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!

by RadioHead33 November 15, 2008

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


The Cow Jumps Over The Moon

When having sexual intercourse doing "doggy style" and right before the ejaculation you pull out of the vagina and ejaculate over her ass on to her back

when ever i have sex "The Cow Jumps Over The Moon"

by Nollat June 18, 2010

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž