Avon Lady

A drug dealer (especially of weed).

My supply of drugs is running low.... I gotta call the avon lady.

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bag-lady

1. A woman who takes on other people's emotional or physical burdens/responsibilities as her own.

2. A woman who carries old hurt and emotional scars like a burden which keeps her from making progress.

Example 1:
Man 1: Why does that woman have so many kids?
Man 2: Oh, she's a bag-lady, most of those kids are relatives she's taken custody of.

Example 2:
Woman 1: I want to kick my friend's boyfriend in the shins because he's a douche-bag.
Woman 2: Don't be a bag-lady, she's choosing to stay with him.

Example 3:

Badu: "Bag lady you gon hurt your back, carrying all them bags like that. I guess nobody ever told you, all you must hold on to is you."

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lady friend

Commonly used term by men fearful of commitment to refer to the woman that they have been dating. This term is usually used to indicate that while he has no intention of being involved in a committed relationship with said woman she is off limits to all other men.
WARNING: If you are referred to as a said "lady friend", do not ever make the mistake of referring to yourself as "girlfriend" or hooking up with another guy in front of the man that considers you his "lady friend" as you will no longer be referred to as "lady friend", but instead as "slut", "hoe", "skank", etc.

No, she's not my girlfriend. She's just my lady friend.

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Ladies’ man

1) A man who spends a more-than-usual amount of time successfully pursuing the attentions and sexual favors of women—due to a genuine or pretend love of women. 2) A man whom women find especially attractive, both physically and emotionally, and sympathetic and attentive to the emotional needs of women. 3) A man who believes himself to possess a natural and profound understanding of women and their needs and desires—especially sexual needs.

1) “I really enjoy dating all these beautiful women, but one day I hope to get married and have a house full of daughters. I guess I’m just a ladies’ man.” 2) Woman: “I just can’t believe how much attention he showers me with, and he’s a wonderful lover too.” Friend: “Be careful, he sounds like a real ladies’ man.” 3) “You could learn a lot from me. I know how to treat the ladies right, and have them eating right out of my hand! I guess you’d say I’m a real ladies’ man.”

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Naked Lady

A drink, similar to a "Jager Bomb", but made with the original flavor Monster(green) and a shot of Jager usually made in a small hourglass shaped container that resembles a naked woman.

Hey, beer bitch, go make me and your mom another naked lady!

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Lady-Gagasm

The act of receiving and orgasm from seeing or hearing lady gaga perform.

Joe: "Dude I was on you tube, and that Dirty Ice cream song came on, talk about a huge Lady-Gagasm"

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Lunch ladies

Mean horrible people who hate kids

The lunch ladies yelled at us for picking up trash

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