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1. to have it made
2. to not have anyone be able to bring you down
3.to want more but the realize that god has already given you everything and thensome and you then realize that its too much and you give up your possesions, like in the korn song got the life.
Hate, something, someway, each day, feeling ripped off again now.
Why? This shit inside.
Now everyone will follow.
So give.. me.. noth.. ing.. just.. feel.
And now the sheep will follow.
God paged me, the more I see the light, he wants to see.
God told me, I've already got the life, oh I say...
God paged me, the more I see the light, he wants to see.
God told me, I've already got the life, oh I say...
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Where you and three other friends order from the Dollar Menu at McDonalds. Then all four of you take out your change and you barely have enough to get one of those huge 69 cents sodas.
Cashier: Hi, how may I help you?
Customer: Can I get a cheeseburger?
Cashier: Yes, that will be $1.67 please. Is there anything else you would like to order?
Customer: Oh wait, I don't have $1.67.
Cashier: Well you can get the double cheeseburger, it's on the Dollar Menu and it's only $1.07 including tax.
Customer: Okay! I'll get that!
Customer One: I want a soda, but I don't have enough money to get one.
Customer Two: Ohh get one of those huge 69 cents soda they got here.
Customer Three: Yeah! Those are huge!
Customer One: But I still don't have enough...
Customer Four: Here I got some change.
*All four customers finally dig out a total of 68 cents and when they order it they beg the cashier to chip in a penny*
That is the way of ghetto life.
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The meaning of life is to eat chicken wings
“What’s the meaning of life?” Answer: Chicken wings
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Is a much more crass and crude way of saying 'sex life' or 'love life', but really only applies to males (and possibly lesbians), as the word 'gash' means vagina and the term is basically enquiring whether he (or she in the case of a lesbian) has been scoring with any females.
There is also an alternative interpretation of the term, meaning the 'life of gash' - whereby someone focuses on scoring gash and uses any means necessary to get gash. Someone like this may be known as a gash hound.
Jerome: How's the gash life, matey?
Abdul: Dude, it's non exsistent.
Jack: Did you get some gash last night?
Thomas: No, I need to get some better chat up lines and improve my gash life, I'm getting desperate.
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are kids who would cop polo gear and thats all they'd wear. also associated with double L's, love and loyalty, Lo, Polo USA, etc. Lo-Life is a culture coming from ralph lauren polo gear and the 5th element of hip-hop: fashion. Centered in New York, but some heads in D.C. and Philly. Rapstars of this culture include: Rack-Lo, Lo-life, Mayhem,Thirstin Howl III, Ralph lo, Polo Rican.
get the picture?
Lo-life motto: money, hoes, and clothes.
"yo those lo-lifes be geared up in some serious polo fits"
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A term used for mild celebration, or a sarcastic term for a positive attitude towards life.
"Yeah man, i ollied that set of 3... hate life!"
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A phrase that a person uses to describe an event that is just a normal occurrence in his or her everyday life.
Marissa-- "OH MY GOSH! I published five journal articles, got a job at Yale, shook hands with the President, and sung a duet with Justin Bieber!"
Jon (shaking his head)-- "You got to sing with Justin? Norm life."
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