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K mi lunch

K mi lunch doesn't deal with reality. Only falsehood. Everybody's trick.

K mi lunch is a catfish.

by Sashaaisha September 5, 2022


made lunch

Two individuals trying to be stealth about their relationship. When asked what they are doing, instead of giving the real answer they insist on covering it up. "Made lunch"= "made love"

A: What did you and YOUR GIRL do yesterday
B: Nothing much, we just made lunch

by thechek June 17, 2011


take my sad out for lunch

Self care activities done to try and combat a depressy phase

Ive been so low this week, i’m going to take my sad out for lunch

by waltermagnolia June 16, 2023


Ploughman's lunch

When one grates cheddar over anothers vagina while they are on their period and proceeds to eat up.

My girlfriend let me eat a ploughman's lunch in bed last night.

by Jackeylad November 15, 2018


Hulk's packed lunch

A badly beaten pussy

Man I hit that shit so hard, it looks like the hulk's packed lunch

by Skeet boy February 8, 2023


Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.

Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."

by Postcolonialboy January 26, 2012


Bagged Lunch

When you give a knob off to someone who's uncircumcised.

Brenda: "Hey Carly, how was your night with Josh?"
Carly: "Pretty good! He whipped it out, slobbed all over his BAGGED LUNCH."
Brenda: "Oh wow, his parents must actually love him!"

by Koogai February 19, 2020