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A male person who thinks women are merely objects to be used for pleasure, esthetic value or labour.
(Male Chauvinist Pig): Go make me a sandwich.
(Woman): Why don't you make yourself a sandwich?
(Male Chauvinist Pig): Because I'm not a fucking woman, am I?
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a clever way to call someone a dick or dickhead, without sounding rude
-Hey, you male sex organ. You stole my breakfast.
-Don't be such a male sex organ!
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Specific music is considered male manipulator music when a band consists or is known to have a fandom that mainly consists of guys that are manipulative pieces of shit (wich does not mean all their fans are like that btw).
Girl #1: "So what type of music does your bf listen to?"
Girl #2: "Oh you know like radio head and stuff"
Girl #1: "You know that's male manipulator music right? Girl run!"
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Male Pattern Blindness / Pattern Male Blindness - A condition that afflicts men in which they are in a situation where a woman is giving every signal he needs to make a successful close but he does not notice. Later on, he may finally realize his blunder but the realization comes too late.
A girl might give a guy IOI's (indicators of interest) such as touching his arm, playing with her hair, or laughing at his unfunny jokes. A guy with male pattern blindness, usually due to lack of confidence, assumes she is just being nice when in actuality she wants him to hit on her / kiss her / fuck her / etc...
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When a guy has too many cats he gets called male Karen
"I own 6 cats, I'll be the old cat lady but as a man"
"Then you'd be a Male Karen"
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When a man has pants or shorts on that are so tight that his junk is clearly outlined in them or provides the viewer with an almost "wedgie" appearence.
Gross, that guy suffers from Male Pattern Cameltoe his pants are so tight.
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The person who posted above me
I shagged yer mom is a pathetic beta male
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