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Martin Cumshak is the idea that one who is above 6 0 is of Russian and Korean descent. Typically a Martin Cumshak would avoid contact with woman above the ages of 7.
He's dating this 7 yr old and is russian/korean. He's a Martin Cumshak
Hands down the sexist person in the world all girls fall for him.
Girl 1: you see Martin Cheney over there.
Girl 2: yeah he's so hot I want him to Fuck me silly.
The sexist person in the world no questions asked all girls will fall for him
Girl 1: you see Martin Cheney over there.
Girl 2: yeah I want him to Fuck me silly
A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.
Look! Thats Jan Martin!
Holy shit he is sexy, and strong, and very Scandinavian
He has a big penis!
An Absolute bald black man him self
Bald Martin: Ello Mate, wanna photo?
Me: Hell nah your a fat bald Nigger