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A common fraise for easy math, often used by 10 year olds still dabbing and flossing thinking their cool
Basically defining a simple math statement
Kindergartener: Math, what does that mean?
Big Shaq: 2+2=4-1=3 Quick Maths
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A slogan you wear on a jacket or T-shirt to tell the world how you feel about school math: it is as boring as dull wood, or as useless as stale food.
Prof. Smith likes to get attention from passers-by, so he carries a tote bag with the words “With Math You Can Do Everything!” stamped on it, while wearing a T-shirt with the message “I Really Don’t Care About Math. Do U?”
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The first line of the song, "Man's Not Hot" by Big Shaq. It is a perfect opening line and captures the pure randomness of the song.
2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths. Every day man's on the block. Smoke trees. See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack quack quack, you man were ducking.
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an example of someone who didn't pay attention in the maths
Sir Wellingtonsibridulatumarevana : 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths
Tim : Kid, go back to school
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Yep January 13 is national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day
Hey why did you kiss me?
Well don't you know? It's January 13 and you sit left to me in math and history
Oh ok cool, I love national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day
I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.
I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.
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The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.
Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.
Taglines:
"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."