Milk the cow

To suck titties

This morning I couldn’t get over my girl’s boobies so I had to milk the cow

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dunk in milk

when a women gets cumed(skeeted) on by like 5 guys

eww dont go with her,she got dunk in milk by like a billion guys

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milk cartons

Breasts, Boobs, Jugs. Milk comes out of the breast, so milk cartons.

My milk cartons are so huge he asked to suck them.

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Soggy Milk

Where you cum in a glass then pour milk in and drink it.

Man when I saw Jerry brave enough to down that glass of soggy milk I decided to try it to.

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Milk Run

When you sleep with multiple woman in a row, all at different addresses, in quick succession.

x did a milk run the other night and was fully drained when they finished.

I have a few people I’m seeing and think I’ll try a milk run to see them all tonight.

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milking the bull

translated from the olde Dutch idiom. Expecting impossible results.

John was milking the bull when he thought he could win a karaoke contest when he had a case of laryngitis.

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dairy milk

cow cum

oh yehhhhh cow cum in my tea and japs eye dairy milk is my best friend

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