monkey chug

The act of hanging upside down and drinking an alcohol-containing substance at the same time.

Dude 1: "Dude, why you hanging there with a beer in you hand?"
Dude 2: "I'm preparing for the wicked act of monkey chugging."

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Jew Monkey

(N.) Someone or something that is a complete ass.

(Adj.) Someone or something that pissing you off.
(V.) The act of being a complete douche bag.

YOU MUTHAFUCKIN JEW MONKEY!!!

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Hairy Monkey.

Female/Male private area that as not been shaved for a period of time.

Boy: "hey babe im horny satisfy me with your pot of gold"
Girl: "come here"
Boy: " GOD DAMN you got that hairy monkey. I'm no longer horny let's watch a movie."

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titty monkey

A person, usually an indian girl, whose tits and nipples are extremely hairy.

A: That girl had really big tits

B: Ya, but she's a titty monkey

A: That's gross

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Funny monkey

Funny monkey is a monkey that does something funny enough to make one smirk, laugh, and/or giggle. Funny monkies may include; throwing a banana, a chin bubble thing, or making weird noises, and the "orange eat me you" meme.

Guy 1: The Funny monkey was pretty funny ngl.
Guy 2: It really was lmao

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monkey fuck

to light a cigarette with another cigarette.

say, let me get a monkey fuck off your cigarette.

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Space Monkey

Space Monkey is a game that teens play where a person either chokes his/herself or has someone else do it until they almost pass out. It can cause brain damage due to lack of oxygen to the brain.

Billy was playing "Space Monkey" to get a rush and ended up getting brain damage.

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