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When you are on stage, but in the background or off to stage left or right and are supposed to be carrying on a whispered/background conversation you continue to repeat "peas and carrots" to each other so the audience sees the lips moving, and can hear the psst-pssts, but cannot understand what you are saying.
Mailman: "peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots" <looks over to Mr Bernard at stage center>
Mrs. talkstoomuch: "peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots peas n carrots" <places hands on hips>
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When a male ejaculates into his partners mouth or spunks and then dips or "dunks" his testicles therein afterward.
Dude it was mad sex, she even let me spunk-n-dunk.
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Your cock and balls, hence the name cock-n-balls. See basket of fruit or dick.
Person 1: Hey check out my cock-n-balls!
Person 2: Nice.
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The act of itching one's scrotum due to the fact that the area in and around the testicles is very sensitive to harsh forces.
Men can not just scratch their scrotum but must grab the sack between there fingers at the spot of itchiness and Pinch and Roll the skin back in forth to attain full satisfaction.
My ballsack is very itchy. I think I'll go find a private place in the office and pinch-n-roll them.
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Go straight from the toilet to the shower after taking a dump, without using toilet paper.
He didn't like to buy toilet paper, so he would dump 'n' jump.
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when someone is fat while being ugly at the same time,
Person 1: hey anna you're so fat 'n ugly
Anna: *sad face*
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Sex accompanied by profuse crying by the male counterpart(s), usually performed with emotional Maroon 5 music playing in the background
Me and Fatihma had the wildest throb n' sob to celebrate my vasectomy last week
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