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A nap that is so restful and peaceful one does not care what they look like
Karen had such an ugly nap she woke up rested and happy.
When you take such an amazing nap that when you wake up, you don't know if it's am or pm
Mom: *asleep*
Kid: Mom, wake up. It's 6:30
Mom: Oh damn! But wait, we don't have school today.
Kid: Mom, it's time for dinner.
Mom: Yeah ok, I just had a really good ampm nap.
When you pass out anywhere and everywhere after any amount of alcohol consumption. (Usually at the party)
Is Josh passed out right now? No, he's just taking a Yosh Nap.
When you lock yourself in a bathroom stall after a lean luncheon that included drinking and you proceed to crush a nap for 10-15 minutes before your legs fall asleep.
Bro, that lunch was heavy. I just crushed a Wall Street Nap... slow clap.
When you wake up from an intense nap and have marks and lines on parts of your body
John woke up from a 3 hour nap and saw nap tattoos on his arms
When someone steals products or people from one's company.
I hope he gets caught for company napping us!
When your pets, who don't normally get along, take a nap close enough together that you might think they've become best friends.
Awwww, Sunny and Little Girl are both napping on the same pillow! Best friend Bavaria!
Damn autocorrect; I meant Best friend babies!
I'm calling it a Bavarian Nap from now on.