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A union of RAD bitches! Down for the good; but they're all a little bad!!!
'Do you think Jen stole that money from me?'
"What?,! Hell NO!! She's a Pirate Hooker, they don't steal from their own..
Pirate Hooker Nation are a prideful sisterhood!"
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The day in which your significant other or someone u find on the street sucks ur golf balls through ur garden hose
Dude it national head day bro. Boutta get my soul sucked
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The day where your allowed to cheat on anything
“Why are you cheating on the test?”
“It’s nov 9 national cheat day !”
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Every day is national Libra day! Libras are awesome, cute, funny, and soooo much more! Libras are born between September 23 and October 23!! NEVER LOSE A LIBRA!! Libras are good with scorpios! Scorpio and Libras are amazing!
We can just say Libras are the best zodiac! Prove me wrong! IMPOSSIBLE!! If a libra claps slowly or gives you a death stare RUN!!!
Person: Are you a libra?
Libra: Yes! How did you know?
Person: Because a libra is amazing, cute, and funny!
Libra: Wow thanks!
Person: Ima Scorpio!
Libra: That's awesome let's be friends!!
Person: AGREED!
Everyday is national Libra day!
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a large group of people together in one location who all are of a different race or origin
Look at that table, they are the United Nations of Friendship.
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On April 13th it is National Fingering Day so ladies get prepared for your pussy to get fingered the fuck out off
Males better find a girl ASAP
Chris: Can I finger you
Julianna: Ewww why
Chris: Please let me it’s national Fingering Day today
Julianna: Fine just this once it your lucky day
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National Activity Day, or NAD, is an awesomeness-based organization for outdoor activities in San Francisco's Fort Mason park (previously Moscone Park). Participants, known as NADders, exude genetic magnificence and are often mistaken for ninjas by onlookers. During their weekly meetings during the months of March to November, they can be seen engaging in such activities as: ultimate frisbee, soccer, supporting local Round Table Pizza establishments, and sitting in circles indian-style to discuss awesomeness and how good at it they are. New participants are welcomed openly, provided that they possess a satisfactory level of absurdity and tolerance for sarcasm.
Also see: lilNADs
"Dude I saw some wicked-awesome people throwing the disc in the park the other day. Any idea who they were?"
"OMG that was NAD! You know, National Activity Day, where lameness goes to die? You must have been totally blinded and humbled by their radiation of sheer awesome!!!"
"Yes, I actually fell to my knees and wept. First in sadness knowing I could never be like them, and then in thankful joy that such heroes exist."
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