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Every day is national Libra day! Libras are awesome, cute, funny, and soooo much more! Libras are born between September 23 and October 23!! NEVER LOSE A LIBRA!! Libras are good with scorpios! Scorpio and Libras are amazing!
We can just say Libras are the best zodiac! Prove me wrong! IMPOSSIBLE!! If a libra claps slowly or gives you a death stare RUN!!!
Person: Are you a libra?
Libra: Yes! How did you know?
Person: Because a libra is amazing, cute, and funny!
Libra: Wow thanks!
Person: Ima Scorpio!
Libra: That's awesome let's be friends!!
Person: AGREED!
Everyday is national Libra day!
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a large group of people together in one location who all are of a different race or origin
Look at that table, they are the United Nations of Friendship.
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On April 13th it is National Fingering Day so ladies get prepared for your pussy to get fingered the fuck out off
Males better find a girl ASAP
Chris: Can I finger you
Julianna: Ewww why
Chris: Please let me it’s national Fingering Day today
Julianna: Fine just this once it your lucky day
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National Activity Day, or NAD, is an awesomeness-based organization for outdoor activities in San Francisco's Fort Mason park (previously Moscone Park). Participants, known as NADders, exude genetic magnificence and are often mistaken for ninjas by onlookers. During their weekly meetings during the months of March to November, they can be seen engaging in such activities as: ultimate frisbee, soccer, supporting local Round Table Pizza establishments, and sitting in circles indian-style to discuss awesomeness and how good at it they are. New participants are welcomed openly, provided that they possess a satisfactory level of absurdity and tolerance for sarcasm.
Also see: lilNADs
"Dude I saw some wicked-awesome people throwing the disc in the park the other day. Any idea who they were?"
"OMG that was NAD! You know, National Activity Day, where lameness goes to die? You must have been totally blinded and humbled by their radiation of sheer awesome!!!"
"Yes, I actually fell to my knees and wept. First in sadness knowing I could never be like them, and then in thankful joy that such heroes exist."
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when all of the omega rats take over on December 30th
reEEEEeeeEEEEEEeeeeeEEEeeEEEe
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This foul creature comes out once a year at the beginning of February. Once he has finished thawing from his winter hibernation he recalls as many facts about the Wales National Rugby team as he can and regurgitates them into the world.
He cares not if you are interested, listening or even conscious he will pierce your delicate mind with as much rugby bullshit as he possibly can for he is only out in the real world for 6 short weeks before he hibernates once again to reminisce about Wales and their former glory.
What ever you do, do NOT initiate any conversation with this monster for the next 6 weeks as it will all end the same , "Wales has won three Six Nations Grand Slam in eight years"
"Oh shit, 6 Nations Ellis is back..."
"Fuck off 6 Nations Ellis I don't want to talk about the Wales squad from 1971"
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The day where your allowed to cheat on anything
“Why are you cheating on the test?”
“It’s nov 9 national cheat day !”
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