Word Salad

An almost incoherent sentence produced by typing too fast and not proof-reading. Usually the result of IT professionals who are busier fixing a problem than worrying about email. (Often believed to be caused by a stroke or alcohol)

Zur: Can I get a T90AIMS and T90ESP database created.
DBA: We already created T90AIMS.
Zur: * So we still are still sort a T90ESP db
DBA: Dude, are you OK?
Hays: He's just drunk
Zur: Word salad. Typing too fast for brain.
Rat: I thought you were having a stroke.

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Magic Word

Something you didn't say

Dennis Nedry: Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word!

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n word

The N Word is a word so powerful that it has the ability to eradicate the surrounding area of anyone who utters it. Yes, it even kills niggers- oh shit FUCK OH NO- boom

Trump: "I'm gonna say the N Word."
Skipper: "MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN!"

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the K word

Used instead of or in reference to the word “Kardashian” because of its taboo nature, and for those sick and tired to hearing or reading this word.

Don’t you wish that there was a way to block the the K word from appearing on your screen for good?

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New Word

a word that is new

have you guys seen the new word?

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Any word...

Its what urban dictionary told me to fucking write. I know, it isnt really that funny anymore, but I didnt really use urban dictionary back when it was.

Bob: Man, am I bored!
Jimmy: Well, have you tried typing any word... into urban dictionary?
Bob: Damn you must be bored as hell!

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Word punch

A verbal blow to someone's ego.

Person1: "You are the biggest failure I have ever met."
Person2: "Ouch, word punch!"

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