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The act of self stretching by tying your boot laces to your manhood in hopes that your daily steps stretch your dong.
My wife was alarmed by the lacerations on my penis, I told her to relax. It’s just the German noodle leash
When an Asian dude fingers someone with two fingers while he's fucking her in the same hole.
Yo so läßt night I pulled the ramen noodle special on this chick. Swirled my dick around like a soft boiled noodle with chop sticks.
The shit they be cooking in foods class...
"These niggas be cooking up some Kim Jum Noodles."
When coronavirus has you so discombobulated that you not only forget the chicken for your soup but you forget how to say fucking noodle soup
I forgot the chicken so I’m having noodle soup fucking again. Shit, that’s not right.
A type of soup that taste's like the fun at Camp Barney Medintz!!!
I love Chicken Noodle Soup!!!
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The ratio of men to women at a location in a predominately male fashion. Referring to noodles and no actual chicken in an instant cup o noodles.
Dude, this place is a "Cup O Noodles," all these noodles and no chicken! Let's bounce!
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an expression of ultimate approval. evolved from: cool beans-cool noodles-word up-word noodles-word noodles galore.
my weekend was fun. word noodles galore.
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