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noun: One of many of Savior Obamas many dumb fuck ideas. then again going to a druggy liberal college makes drugs seem good. we really are fucked til 2012, if he hasnt appointed himself dictator by then
Stoner: "You hear about Obama's 4:20 Stimulus Plan?"
Bill : "Yeah, what a dumb shit idea. just goes to show what a fucking moron druggy President we have. Lets all just "hope" that this will change in 2012
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1.A person who is african american who one said"We can change,yet in the first year of president he has not done shit lately.Knowing for his brainwashing speeches because hes black.And we all know black people and shamely white people are gonna vote his ass up because he is black.
2.Proof Saddam still lives
3.Osama in undercover.
Barrack Saddam Huessein Obama Bin ladin is a nice man
*coughs* terrorist.
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Official county holiday in Perry Co., AL. Takes place the second Monday in November.
Obama Day parade!!
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i had sex with ur mom last night
i really did
barack obama green bean casserole with chicken nuggets and milk
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Obama's re- election depends on him looking darker, that way he can be more appealing to the African American community and get their vote in 2012. President Obama recentley took a vacation to Panama City for a swim and to prove the water is clean.
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Obama: " Man, I need to look more black ,so all the niggas can vote fo me!"
Kanye West: " Try the Obama Spill Darkening Solution my nigga, all it takes is a swim in the Gulf of Mexico and the black oil will turn you're skin darker, watch out fo them gay fish tho!"
The Obama Spill Darkening Solution works by adding oil spill water in your skin, waiting 5 to 10 minutes and the last part envolves getting a tan for another 10 minutes.
another interesting fact: The obama darkening solution helped white people scam the Alaskan government during the exxon valdez oil spill by turning them dark like the inuit people so they could get a compensation check for their polluted beaches.
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............... First gay president?
Hym "First gay president! Gay Obama! I tried to think of something clever to call him like 'Barack Gaybama' or 'Gayrack Ohomo' or something but I don't think it works... Nah... Whatever. First gay president! WOOOOO!"
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This is used when you're playing an i-message 20 questions round with your friend whose name is Gerardo, and he makes a question joke, "obama wiwi?" and you reply with the default option, "sometimes".
Gerardo : "obama wiwi?"
Sam : "Sometimes"
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