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morpheus glasses

Glasses that shouldn’t be possible to put on, yet are

I bet you can’t get any girls with those goofy ahh morpheus glasses

by Bambianca March 23, 2022


water like glass

a phrase used when something is so smooth and clean that it looks like glass or water. or even better. water like glass. a particular type of cleanliness and effortlessness.

ruby: doesn’t that water look so clean

emanuel: yeah, water like glass!

by rubanuelstan93 November 21, 2024


Bast glasses

A type of eyeglass. Each lens is usually somewhat egg shaped, with a bar connecting them. find out more about bast glasses at www.angelfire.com/scary/bast

"auhaahuua I want those bast glasses, they are so funny looking."

by Jung December 7, 2003


Glass jaw

A jaw that can't take the smallest punch otherwise it would break, hence the name glass jaw because it breaks easily.

Bro I knocked him out in 10 seconds! That dudes got a glass jaw.

by Shmomp September 27, 2017


Glass monkey

Autoglass technician who’s main concern is to get the job done as fast as possible. of vehicles to “stuff” the windshield and “forgetting” to grind down rust, as well as primer application. Usually leaving blue or green tape around the top and sides of the new windshield to hold it in place as the glue they use out of date and cheap. Frequently breaking molding clips and gluing them down to leave a headache for the next technician.A long knife is this mans best friend.

Damnit, these moldings aren’t coming off in one piece, some glass monkey must have been here

by Chipnorris September 29, 2021


Glasses and Braces

Every guy's dream

Yo shorty had glasses and braces and she looked bad

by AntiJew101 March 24, 2020


Glasses guy

The definition of someone who is very nerdy.

"John is such a glasses guy. The only thing he does every day is studying."

by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023