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ghetto low mein

Another way of saying ramen noodles

jeff: Dude, what's for dinner tonight?

Trey: Man, all we got tonight is ghetto low mein.

by Coco puffs145 April 18, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Low Hanging Fruit

Midget balls.

Elves have low hanging fruit.

by The Man with No Name November 8, 2017

25๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


low key dating

Couples that don't talk or hang out

Austen and sj are low key dating

by Gavinishit November 30, 2015

12๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


mile low club

A much less glamorous version of the mile high club. If you've ever jerked off on a plane then then you're in the mile low club.

Trent: Yo did you just crank one out in the airplane toilet?

Albert: Yeah (hangs head in shame)

That's low dude. You're in the mile low club now.

by JohnnyRico77 February 22, 2009

43๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Low Value Male

Any man that is to needy, desperate, sarcastic, agreeable, backstabber, estrogen stuffed soyboy. They usually tend to be involuntary single and will always end up getting cuckolded by raising someone else's babies.

Prof V: This guy in my uni is so creepy and desperate, he will do anything just to get a facebook like from a girl.
Inner L: He is what you call a Low Value Male, a desperate needy creep who orbits around the girls.
Prof V: Let's just hope he doesn't pass his genes to someone else.

by SigmaWolfpack December 26, 2018

24๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Low Moor Club

A shithole within a shithole, Low Moor Club is a building full of complete fucktards in the inbred faggotry land of Clitheroe.

"Hey, wanna play Snooker at Low Moor Club?"
"Holy fuck no, I would rather rape a dog in the ass!"

by Mr Fuckhead February 12, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Low Hanging Fruit

When your grandfather is so old that his balls hang down to his knees

My grand daddy sat on his balls the other day because he has some low hanging fruit.

by Chuck July 17, 2014

38๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž