I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.
Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
Improved
The desperate situation suddenly took a turn for the better when we discussed it together.
To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.
I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.
When "her turn now" it means that the other girl or hoe is getting attention
"He stopped responding, must be her turn now."
When you have gone mad.
Peoples mouths are huge.
crap this is weird, if you have watched the Turning Red movie you are going mad.
When a sharp and unexpected change is made in an action.
“ He’ll turn on a nickel and give you some change.”
When you are eating food and it gives you a taste that is grossly similar to something else.
This bread taste like communion bread, total food turn off.