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It's like a pearl necklace but made of poop.
"Last night when my girlfriend passed out I gave her a peanut butter necklace because I am breaking up with her "
When you eat an excessive amount of peanut butter and you're slightly intolerant. You fart and it comes out like hot smooth peanut butter. None of the poots in-between. Just a whole lot of hot smooth air. And you aren't sure if it left peanut butter in your pants.
Oh man... That was a hot peanut butter fart. I'll be right back.
When a female puts a bunch of peanut butter in there mouth and a male proceeds to orally fuck her mouth as hard as he can
(M) Hey babe do you wanna do another peanut butter plunge
(F) no my mouth is still sore for the last time
a guy who doesn't have an erection
A guy is having sex with his girl but goes limp and gives up temporarily, so he says "peanut boy . . . peanut boy"
The art of covering a guy's balls in some form of melted chocolate, Nutella, for example.
Last night, my friend's gave me a Peanut M&M. It fucking sucked, bro.
When you eat out a female using peanut butter.
Im’ma be peanut lovin’ my girl tonight.
Mmm girl, let me peanut love you tonight.
A woman that smears peanut butter on her pussy then makes the family pet like her clean
You know laquanda across the street? Yeah she's a "peanut butter Nelly" everyone says so....