Random
Source Code
Random
Morning erection or hard-on combined with a need to urinate. The need to drain the lizard is not, in reality, the cause of the phenomenon.
I woke up with a piss hard-on, so I went out to the balcony of our hotel room, took a leak into the pool below, went back into the room and started to do her through the back door before she even was awake
62👍 34👎
a bottle that is filled with pee - probably when there isn't a restroom around, such as on long car trips, or at the parents when showing face is not a wise idea, etc - hopefully a screw top for safe keeps
yo I can't believe that schiesty dude pissed in my cat's water cup, he really should of piss bottled it!!
46👍 24👎
an official drug tester. since they usually test your piss, he is called "piss man".
hey dude i cant smoke this weekend... the piss mans comin on monday and i gotta stay clean.
12👍 4👎
When two or more males stand back to back in a seedy bar bathroom with their penises out. Then said males being to urinate and rotate clockwise covering the seedy bar bathroom in urine. This is a widely accepted practice, as the only time some of these bathrooms will be close to clean is when you are pissing all over the place.
This bathroom sucks and the bartender is an asshole. Let us converge into a piss tornado and ruin everyone else's day that needs to take a shit, wash their hands, or basically touch anything in this restroom.
14👍 4👎
The feeling you get which makes it hard to pee when you're standing at the urinal and someone else walks up to an adjacent one.
Damn, I woulda been out of there sooner if I hadn't developed such a severe case of piss anxiety.
33👍 16👎
Everyone in the house uninates before going to the next party or to the bars.
"ok its time to go"
"Wait we gotta piss and roll first"
"ok piss and roll outta here"
10👍 3👎
The art of in which while having regular sex, the man or woman pees. It is most commonly the female who pisses. When saying I, it means you committed the piss portion.
Prep 1: How was your sex with Jake last night?
Prep 2: Not good. While riding his boner, I had piss sex.
Prep 1: *Winces*
11👍 3👎