playing Minecraft

playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, (i.e. something that is objectively 'useful' to you and everyone around you except the person who uses this phrase on you).

mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day doing your homework and cleaning your room. What you were doing all day is playing Minecraft; your table becomes messy 5 minutes later anyways, and your school grades are poor.

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Played taps

Banging a chicks head against the headboard while fucking.

A) I played taps with her head last night.

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park and play

To have sex in a parked car.

We can do my place, your place, or a park and play if you can find somewhere to park.

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dirty play

The act of cutting open your ballsacks and placing the testicles in a bag and smashing it into someone else's lower groin area.

Jinkies I fucking hate Sicheng! I'm going to perform a dirty play on him!

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Pollitt play

A Pollitt Play comes into effect when in a classic game of poker, you call ridiculous raises despite having nothing before eventually winning on the river.

It's named after Ethan Pollitt

Matt got extremely pissed off after Tyler won using a Pollitt Play.

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Puts play to

Refers to a plan being ruined. If you have something organised and in some way it is no longer available. Used in south east Scotland, may be used elsewhere, author is unsure.

"It's raining, we can't play golf anymore!"
"Ahh well, that puts play to that idea"

or

"Johhny can't make it? Well that puts play to that then eh!"

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playing frisbee

Snitching, more specifically on a drug offense

Don't serve Adam he's playing frisbee

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